QotD: Pickup Artist
What's the worst pickup line you've ever heard?
Submitted by ShellEy.
I actually really really love cheesy pick up lines. I also love the really nerdy ones. Aka:
I wish I were your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.
I wish I were your integral so I could find the area under your curves.
If you were sin^2x and I were cos^2x, together we'd be one.
Are you the square root of 2? Because you're making me irrational!
But I really hate Calculus. And then there's just non nerdy ones. Aka:
If you were a booger, I'd pick you!
Baby, did you fart? Because you blew me away!
If you were a library book, I would totally check you out.
